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01:10pm 16/11/2005
  Where did everybody go? Ah, well, I guess I need to be better maintainer. Sorry folks.

The voices I've been hearing lately have been very violent. They want me to hurt myself and other people. Not cool. I'm not hearing any right now, and that's good I guess. The other day I got into a fight with a bar of soap. Fuck you, lathery evilness!

That is all.

(head splodey?)

09:05am 25/05/2005
  my ravioli won't shut up  

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08:35pm 16/05/2005
mood: curious
My sister-in-law made me these kick ass pants, and all they have been saying to me all day is that they were supposed but a dermatologist, not pants. I guess they enjoy studying pimples and skin diseases.

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09:01am 16/05/2005
mood: sleepy
I have looking and listening for something to talk to me. I thought my medication got rid of the voices, but I found out that I just have to listen more carefully. A decorative plate talked to me the other day. He told me he wanted to hide behind the other one, so I put him in back to make him happy. I went into Wal-mart on Saturday. I saw little fuzzy ponies in one of those 50 cent machines. So I put my 2 quaters in, and out came a fuzzy yellow pony with sparkles. It made me so happy. It actually talked to me! I was so happy. He told me that his name was Franklin. I carry him around everywhere with me. We have some good conversations. He told me he wants to be a demonologist, studying paranormal happenings. I told him that I would help him with that. We are going to research stuff now. I'll post more later. Buh byes.

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07:35pm 10/05/2005
mood: pissed off
I fucking hate anti-psychotic drugs! I am forced to take them to make the "bad voices" go away. But it also made some of the "good voices" go away. Dammnit.

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01:18pm 08/03/2005
  People need to post more, dammit!

Okay. Things right now are stressing me out. Megan's gram found out that we were dating instead of just friends and now she won't let me see her. Blah.

I met some of Megan's other personalities a while ago, so I thought I should talk about them. Ian is a pretty nice guy who jumps into Megan sometimes, but he's usually just her invisible friend. Then there's Ian's sister Chance (I call her Pancake). She's awesome. She's usually inside Megan and brings herself forward to talk to me. She has a crush on me. And I found out that sometimes she'll jump into Megan during sex because she wants to be with me. Sorry you all probably don't want to hear about lesbian sex. Well I don't know what to do with her. I guess it's okay because she is a part of Megan, but it's just strange sometimes.

I dunno. Any suggestions? I think we need to get some more people in this community. Maybe you peoples could advertise please? It would be greatly appreciated. Thanks.


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09:13am 10/02/2005
mood: content
Well, Tyler came back. Thanks god for that. I really missed him. My girlfriend met him and she really likes him. Maybe sometime I'll get him to create a livejournal. Yay.

The toaster was talking to me this morning. His name is Robert. He was lonely, but I didn't have time to talk to him so I felt bad. I'll talk to him when I get home from school today.

I'm using a computer at school, and it just told me to suck a fuck. Lol. Apparently it has seen the movie Donnie Darko. Has anyone else seen that movie? It's great. I recommend it highly.

I'm hopefully going to move out soon, so I have to prepare everyone. I'm taking my rats, Spike and Michelle. I know Spike will be fine with it because he loves going places with me. Michelle will probably have an anxiety attack because she doesn't really like change. I already told all my cats. They are going to miss me, and I am going to miss them. Max and Missy will be fine with it, but Binx and especially Skittles are having a hard time with it because I don't think I'll be able to take them. I still have to tell my dog, Mickey, about the move. He'll probably be upset because he loves to wrestle and I'm the only one who will wrestle with him. And he got really sad when my brother moved out. But I will promise him that I will come back to visit as often as I can.

I guess that's all for now. Later peoples. *hugs for everyone*

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12:50pm 04/02/2005
mood: curious
This livejournal definitely needs to be all active. I need people to post. I know it kinda died a while ago, but I'm bringing it back to life so yay.

Anywho, I'm gonna tell you all about my imaginary friend. His name is Tyler James McShane. He is a very sweet guy. He is really cute too. I love him. Well, I haven't talked to him in a while. He left, and I don't know why. I think it's because I found a girlfriend, and I am very happy with her. Well Tyler told me that he wanted to marry me, and I said I'd have to think about it. But then I turned completely lesbian and I think that upset him. I feel bad now. I'm going to watch Disney's House Of Mouse today because Tyler loves Donald Duck. He can do a great impression of him. I'm hoping that Tyler will come back if he sees me watching Donald.

I have four kitties. Kitties are great to talk to.

My kitty Skittles and I had a wonderful discussion the other day. She told me that she likes to wash her face. She's so cute when she washes her face. Yea, so apparently she has Obsessive Compulsive Disorder just like I do. I wash my hands a lot, and she washes her face a lot.

I think my kitty Binx is kinda evil. He's all crazy and stuff. He wants to kill my rats and my dog.

My kitty Missy likes to meditate. She is gonna be a doctor someday.

My kitty Max is all fluffy. What's better than that?

Yea so please post more. *hugs for everyone*

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My Printer Experiences 
04:02pm 21/12/2004
mood: confused
The other day my printer kept saying either "Grab me" or "Kill me" over and over and over. I didn't do either. It reminded me of the evil printer in my math room last year. It would glow orange and growl at me. And it only happened when I was alone in the room...

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04:21pm 05/09/2004
mood: bouncy
lucky monkey! i just got into a fight with a suitcase, and it gave me a headache. i asked my kitty if she wished she was a plum, and she said no cuz they have little annoying raspy voices. makes sense. i want some pie.

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